Current mood:	calm
Current music:	Jackson 5

Female loves of my life
Fun fact about me: not only am I gay, I'm gold-star gay. As in once a girl kissed me at a dance in 8th grade and I was so confused I thought I was going to collapse. Sometimes I get little girl-crushes on tomboy-ish friends, but even in those instances the whole idea of sex is not so appealing. I'm not sure if this is uncommon or not, but Mama Katie seemed to think it was. I guess most of us do some experimentation before we settle down to work in the GayLab.

That being said, there are about 9,000 completely kick-ass women on the planet. And I occasionally go through minor infatuations with them. So these are the female loves of my life, who I will pay tribute to the only way I know how: by posting YouTube videos of them.



The Simultaneously Too Sexy and Adorable for Hollywood to Handle Love of My Life


The Let's Start a Revolution and Or Maybe Hang Out and Listen to My Clash Records Love of My Life


The Your Vocabulary Turns Me On, Let's Do Coffee Love of My Life


The You Play In a Kick-Ass Band At My School and It Would Be So Fucking Uncomfortable if You Found Out About This Love of My Life


The Icelandic Pop Chanteuse Love of My Life




Yeah, this is what I do when I get up early before work. No wonder I never get anything done.